I Shall Not Turn Retail Whore.

Dr Seuss and Dee are not good influences on my moral character. Don’t laugh; honestly. I was never so much into shopping until now, when I actually have the cash to shop. He’s giving me cash (I’ve decided what I do isn’t illegal, because I don’t ask for the money. And anyway, do not have sex for the money, as in we didn't actually have sex), and she’s encouraging me to spend it. I love her style