My Cellphone is Badly Behaved.

Aside from the fact that it has decided to loose it's volume control entirely on it’s own accord –everyone sounds horribly loud and absolutely uncouth now-, it has also been telling me very naughty things the whole day, and bothering me more then I would like it to in the wee hours of the morning. ***

Guys get terribly emotional when drunk. They feel like cuddling and fucking, up to the point